Diary of Sam Khanhttp://samkhan.rediffiland.com/Diary of Sam Khanen-usWhy did'nt you care Na koi apna tha Na Kisi ne pyar se chhua Hume, Ishq ki ummid liye bas zamane ke sitam dekhte rahe.


Jaane waala toh apne kadmo ke nishaan bhi mita Gaya, Aur hum askon se bhigi palke nam dekhte rahe.


Baad uske duniya ne bhi kureda mere zakhmo KO, Tooti jo dard ki had toh har taraf marham dekhte rahe.


Na sehlaya, na kisi ne haal-e-dil he poochha humse, Aur hum khuda ke reham-o-karam dekhte rahe.


Kuch is kadar diwana bana gaye voh apni surat ka hume, Ki har chehre me hum bas apna sanam dekhte rahe.


Jo ek janam ke saath ka bhi wada na kar paaye humse, Raah usi humsafar ki hum har janam dekhte rahe...

]]>Sun, 16 Mar 2008 16:24:37 +0530http://samkhan.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/03/16/Why-did-nt-you-care.htmlGeeta SaarHey PARTH,

Increment nahin mila, bura hua

Salary cut ho raha hai, bura ho raha hai

Retrenchment hoga, wo bhi bura hi hoga...

Tum pichhla review na hone ka pashchataap na karo

Tum agla review na hone ki chinta na karo

Recession chal raha hai...


Tumhari pocket se kya gaya jo tum rotey ho ?

Tum company ke liye kya business laaye thhey jo tumne kho diya ?

Tumne aisa kaun sa product banaya tha jo fail ho gaya ?


Tum koi experience le kar nahin aaye thhey

Jo experience liya company se liya...

Jo project kiya company ka liya...

Degree le kar aaye, experience lekar chale jaaoge...


Jo function aaj tumhara hai,

Wo kal kisi aur ka tha... parso kisi aur ka hoga...

Tum ise apna samajh kar kyon magan ho rahe ho

Hey Paarth, Yehi khushi tumhari tension ka kaaran hai...

Kyon vyarth tension lete ho, kis se vyarth darte ho

Kaun tumhein nikaal sakta hai ?


Policy change to company ka rule hai

Jisey tum policy change kehte ho, woh to Management ki trick hai...

Ek pal mein tum Increment ke baare mein sochte ho

Doosre hi pal mein tum stipend par aa jaate ho...


Review, increment etc. etc. sab mann se hataa do

Vichar se mitaa do, phir company tumhari hai, tum company ke ho...

Na yeh increment wagerha tumhare liye hain, na tum iske qabil ho,

Parantu job secure hai, aisa socho phir tumhein tension kyon hoga ?


Tum apne aap ko Company ko arpit kar do

Yehi sabse badaa Golden Rule hai...

Jo iss Golden Rule ko jaanta hai

Wo review, incentive, recession, retrenchment aadi

bhramon se Sadaa sarvada muqt hai.


Chal UTH, Kaam Kar,

Promotion Ki Chinta mat kar Parth ..!!!

Karm hi Tera Bhagya hai.....



Send it to all your KAAMCHOR friends, I just did.. ha ha ha...
]]>Tue, 04 Mar 2008 14:36:41 +0530http://samkhan.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/03/04/Geeta-Saar.htmlSome intelligent but funny questions
RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??
Ans - . TAILOR ( darzi )

Q2. SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI
Ans - . Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory)

Q3. Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi
but goes directly to Tendulkar.? why ?? why ?? :-)
Ans:- Tendulkar is an opener

Q5. Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?
Ans:- aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!

Q6. What will! u call a person who is leaving India ??
Socho...............
Ans:- Hindustan Lever (Leaver).

Q7. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha?
Ans:- adidas

Q8. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well. Luv falls
into the well. Why ?
Ans:- Because Luv is blind!!!!!

Now Kush also jumps inside. Why? OK lot's of head scratching done.
Ans:- Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!

Want one more...

Q9. Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. nahi pata..??
Ans:- D'Cold, chain ki saans
]]>Sun, 17 Feb 2008 17:17:45 +0530http://samkhan.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/02/17/Some-intelligent-but-funny-questions.htmlA letter to Ex-Girl Friend

A letter to Ex-Girl Friend


Dear Monisha,


Thanks for being my love for one and half years, when


you receive this letter I believe you might have selected a


new boy friend and started enjoying your dating dating.


Every very lovers need needs to struggle a bit to get a b boy friend or


oy girl friend.


Monisha . In order to recover your missing, I got another


girl from next street & as you know this is my forth love love,


from all my past experience experiences I have learned a lot.


When the love blossom blossoms everyone starts writing love


letter letters, you know very well , well. I have written many love


letter to you , and writing a love letter in poetic way is


not so easy nowadays MONISHA , and it's a time


consuming work work, I , In order to avoid all this I need all my


lover letters back so that I can put correcto corrector and send to


r my new girl friend , please send it back to me , I don't


have poetic references or any photocopy of these letters.


Another thing nother MON MONISHA, SHA, I have given you one cute


photo of mine , can you send it to me please , you know


better that this i is the only photo I look very s cute &


handsome and this photo I have taken when I was in my


very first love.


And also, during my 1 ½ years of love days I have


spend l lot of monies ot for impressing you , I am attaching


a list of expenses which I request you to clear it at the


earliest earliest.


The expenses are as follows: Lunch / Dinner ; 895, Cool


Drinks 2938 Rs, Snacks 5645 Rs. , Juice 3845 Rs.


Cinema 1235Rs. Internet Chatting 1499 Rs. , Mobile


2546 Rs. Petrol 4255 Rs. Gift Items 7850 Rs, - Grand


Total : 30,708 rs (in Words : Thrity Thousand Seven


Hundred and Eight Rupees).


Please try to clear the above amount so that I can spend


these monies on my new girl friend, and more over if


you have any of my gift lying with you, am ready to


take these packs in half prices. Please lease calculate the value


of pack packs left over and deduct it from the above statement


s of account account.


I am enclosing herewith your love letters (Weigh around


4 Kg) so that you no need to write again to your boy


friend and your photo so that you can give to y your new


our BF.


Also, please advise your expenses which incurred during


our dates, I don't think you have got any expenditure


during these dates, I have seen many time that you


always forget your purse when it comes to pay pay.


Anyway I hope you will clear the above outstanding at


the earliest and wishing you a very wonderful 6th th love


affair with Subil Subil.


Your Ex Ex-lover ..

]]>Sat, 02 Feb 2008 14:46:29 +0530http://samkhan.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/02/02/A-letter-to-Ex-Girl-Friend.htmlSome Facts of our daily Life

Hi,

Ultimate truth Cool Ones !!!
(Uncanny-but true !)

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.


To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.


The road to success??.. Is always under construction.


Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.


In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.

All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening or married to someone else.


Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.


Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.


If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.


You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.


Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.


As soon as you mention something?? if it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens.


He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.


If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still late.


Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.


When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.


If you have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don't have paper?? if you have both, no one calls.


Especially for engg. Students----
If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.


You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.


The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.


After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be more crowded than the other.


If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.


Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker

]]>Sun, 27 Jan 2008 16:56:10 +0530http://samkhan.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/01/27/Some-Facts-of-our-daily-Life.htmlSome fun to get ur brain washHello friends .some fun to get ur brain wash... if u have... :-)

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Because the bananas are made of plastic.

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Hahhaa.never give up.one more..




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Because the bananas are in the TV.

Ooops!!! Cool down.





Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?


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Because they are on different channels.

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Because the TV is off.

Kikikikikiki J


Now Finally the Elephant gets a chance to eat the bananas.Why?
















































Itna kyun soch rahe ho yaar...Kya bigada hain usne aapka...Khane do
naa bechare ko!!!

]]>Sun, 13 Jan 2008 15:42:41 +0530http://samkhan.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/01/13/Some-fun-to-get-ur-brain-wash.htmlIts not so long to read, have a look plz



Sometimes in life, you find a special friend;
Someone who changes your life
just by being part of it.
Someone who makes you laugh
until you can't stop;
Someone who makes you believe
that there really is good in the world.
Someone who convinces you
that there really is an unlocked door
just waiting for you to open it.

Always try to help a friend in need

Believe in yourself

Be brave...but it's ok to be afraid sometimes

Study hard

Give lots of kisses

Laugh often

Always try to see the glass half full

Meet new people, even if they look different to you

Remain calm, even when it seems hopeless

Be weird whenever you have the chance

Love your friends, no matter who they are

Don't waste food

RELAX

Take an occasional risk

Try to have a little fun each day.
...it's important

Share a joke with friends

Fall in love with someone..

...and say "I love you" often

Express yourself creatively

Be conscious of your appearance

Always be up for surprises

Love someone with all of your heart

Share with friends

Watch your step

It will get better

There is always someone who loves you more than you know

Exercise to keep fit

Live up to your name

Seize the Moment

Hold on to good friends; they are few and far between

Indulge in the things you truly love

Cherish every Sunday

At the end of the day... PRAY

And smile at least once a day!





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THIS IS HOW A MUMBAI TAPORI G AVE AN ADVT. IN MATRIMONIAL COLUMN LOOKING FOR A SUITABLE GIRL

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Apun Pakia!!! Umar 30 saal,

wajan 80 killo aur

5 1/ 2 phoot height kya,

poora kasrat body !!!

......abhi wo bole to,

kya hai na apun ko bhi life me

settle hone ka maangta,

isiliye yeah adverteezment apun

paper me chaap riye la hai...

Apun maanta hai apun Tapori hai,

bahut log ka pungi bajayela hai magar

kya hai naa baap,

apun ka bhi izzat hai markit me!!!

Apun ko bhi public shaadi-biyah me bolati hai woh bhi

izzat se!

Saaal ka 5/6 peti to apun aaram se kama leta hai...

buri aadat bole to daaru aur bidi, abhi daaru kon

nahi pita - yaar. Akkha bada bada log apun log se

jaasti chada leta hai...

Ab chokiri apun ko aisa maangta hai...

Bole to aik dam jhakas maal, patakha, aik dam

patakha...

thoda padi likhi hongi to chalenga

kion ke saala yeah kabhi kabhi form bharne ke liye

saala apun ko 25 log ka hath pair jodna padta hai..

Apun jo hai na shaadi ki baad aik

dam sudhar jaayinga iman se...

apun ka baccha log ko apun pada likka tapori

banayinga...

bole to Tapori Doctor,Tapori computer waala aur bhi

bohat kuch...

Maa kasam shadi ke baad apun kisi bhi chikni ko line

nahi denga...

Dekho baap apun ko shadi ke baad me

koi chokri ki family ka lafda nahi maangta hai..

han bole to kabab me haddi nahi banane ka kya!

Koi sala beech mein ayega to uska baja dalenga.

Ab ye sub accha lage to apun ko contact karn a, kya ?!


Munna Mobile ke pichchoo,

Pappu Pager ka Right Hand,

ShanPatti Nagar,

Hairan Gali No. 420,

Pareshan Road , Bhai Ka Area. Andheri. Mumbai.
]]>Sun, 16 Dec 2007 15:05:38 +0530http://samkhan.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/12/16/Untitled.htmlDo friends change lives

Sometimes in life, you find a special friend;
Someone who changes your life
just by being part of it.
Someone who makes you laugh
until you can't stop;
Someone who makes you believe
that there really is good in the world.
Someone who convinces you
that there really is an unlocked door
just waiting for you to open it.

]]>Sun, 16 Dec 2007 14:46:58 +0530http://samkhan.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/12/16/Do-friends-change.htmlSome Roimantic shayaris



Zuban Hi Sirf Ek Zaria Nahi,
JoAaap Shabdon Ko Samajh Paayenge.
kabhi Aankhon Mein Jhaank Kar Dekhiye,
Hazaro Alfaz Khud B Khud Bikhar Jayenge.

Dil Ko Adat Si Ho Gai Hai
Chot Khane Ki,
Bhigi Palko Ke Sang Muskrane Ki,
Kash Anjam Hum Pehle Se Jaan Jate,
To Kosish Bhi Nahi Karte Dil Lagane Ki.

Khamosh Raat Ke Pehalu Mein Sitare Nahi Hote,
In Rukhi Aankho Me Rangin Nazare Na Hote...
Ham Bhi Na Karte Parwah Aap Ki
Agar Aap Itne Pyare Na Hote..


Khud Ko Khud Ki Khabar Na Lage,
Koi Achha B Is Kadar Na Lage,
Aap Ko Dekha Hai Bas Us Nazar Se,
Jis Nazar Se Aap Ko Nazar Na Lage...

Jub Khamosh Aankho Se Baat Hoti Hai
Aise Hi Mohabbat Ki Suruwat Hoti Hai
Tumhare Hi Khayalo Mein Khoye Rehte Hain
Pata Nahi Kab Din Kab Raat Hoti Hai



Dil Gumsum, Jubaan Khamosh
Ye Aankhein Aaj Yu Nam Kyu Hai
Jise Kabhi Paya Hi Na Tha ,
Unhe Aaj Khone Ka Gum Kyu Hai

Chand Lamho Ki Zindgani Hai,
Nafrato Se Jiya Nahi Karte,
Lagta Hai Ab Dushmano Se Gujarish Karni Padegi...
Kyun Ki Dost To Yaad Kiya Nahi Karte...


























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