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 16:24 | 16/Mar/2008
Why did'nt you care
 Na koi apna tha Na Kisi ne pyar se chhua Hume, Ishq ki ummid liye bas zamane ke sitam dekhte rahe. Jaane waala toh apne kadmo ke nishaan bhi mita Gaya , Aur hum askon se bhigi palke nam dekhte rahe.  Baad uske duniya ne bhi kureda mere zakhmo KO, Tooti jo dard ki had toh har taraf marham dekhte rahe. Na sehlaya, na kisi ne haal-e-dil he poochha humse, Aur hum khuda ke reham-o-karam dekhte rahe. Kuch is kadar diwana bana gaye voh apni surat ka hume, Ki har chehre me hum bas apna sanam dekhte rahe. Jo ek janam ke saath ka bhi wada na kar paaye humse, Raah usi humsafar ki hum har janam dekhte rahe... more...
 14:36 | 4/Mar/2008
Geeta Saar
Hey PARTH, Increment nahin mila, bura hua Salary cut ho raha hai, bura ho raha haiRetrenchment hoga, wo bhi bura hi hoga...Tum pichhla review na hone ka pashchataap na karoTum agla review na hone ki chinta na karoRecession chal raha hai... Tumhari pocket se kya gaya jo tum rotey ho ?Tum company ke liye kya business laaye thhey jo tumne kho diya ?Tu... more...
 17:17 | 17/Feb/2008
Some intelligent but funny questions
RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ?? Ans - . TAILOR ( darzi ) Q2. SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI Ans - . Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory) Q3. Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.? why ?? why ?? :-) Ans:- Tendulkar is an opener Q5. Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi? Ans:- aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!! Q6. What will! u call a person who is leaving India ?? Socho............... Ans:- Hindustan Lever (Leaver). Q7. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha? Ans:- adidas Q8. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well. Luv falls into the well. Why ? Ans:- Because Luv is blind!!!!! Now Kush also jumps inside. Why? OK lot's of head scratching done. Ans:- Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!! Want one more... Q9. Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. nahi pata..?? Ans:- D'Cold, chain ki saans more...
 14:46 | 2/Feb/2008
A letter to Ex-Girl Friend
A letter to Ex-Girl FriendDear Monisha,Thanks for being my love for one and half years, whenyou receive this letter I believe you might have selected anew boy friend and started enjoying your dating dating.Every very lovers need needs to struggle a bit to get a b boy friend oroy girl friend.Monisha … In order to recover your missing, I got anotherg... more...
 16:56 | 27/Jan/2008
Some Facts of our daily Life
Hi,                               Ultimate truth     Cool Ones !!!                                 ( Uncanny-but true !)       Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock. To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.   The road to success??.. Is always under construction.   Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.   In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.   All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening or married to someone else.     Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.   Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.   If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.   You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.   Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.   As soon as you mention something?? if it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens.   He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.   If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still late.   Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.   When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.   If you have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don't have paper?? if you have both, no one calls.   Especially for engg. Students---- If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.   You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.   The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.   After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be more crowded than the other.   If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.   Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker   more...
 15:42 | 13/Jan/2008
Some fun to get ur brain wash
Hello friends .some fun to get ur brain wash... if u have... :-) An elephant has 5 bananas and it is hungry, but yet it does not eat the bananas. Why ? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Because the bananas are made of plastic. Next…Q The 5 bananas are real , but yet the elephant does not eat it. Why? . . . . . . . . . . . . . .... more...
 16:19 | 29/Dec/2007
Its not so long to read, have a look plz
 Sometimes in life, you find a special friend; Someone who changes your life just by being part of it. Someone who makes you laugh until you can't stop; Someone who makes you believe that there really is good in the world. Someone who convinces you that there really is an unlocked door just waiting for you to open it.     Always try to help a frien... more...
 15:05 | 16/Dec/2007
 THIS IS  HOW  A MUMBAI TAPORI G AVE AN ADVT.   IN    MATRIMONIAL COLUMN    LOOKING  FOR A SUITABLE GIRL --------------------------------------- Apun Pakia!!! Umar 30 saal, wajan 80 killo aur 5 1/ 2 phoot height kya, poora kasrat body !!! ......abhi wo bole to, kya hai na apun ko bhi life me settle hone ka maangta, isiliye yeah adverteezment apun p... more...
 14:46 | 16/Dec/2007
Do friends change lives
Sometimes in life, you find a special friend; Someone who changes your life just by being part of it. Someone who makes you laugh until you can't stop; Someone who makes you believe that there really is good in the world. Someone who convinces you that there really is an unlocked door just waiting for you to open it.   more...
 15:56 | 3/Dec/2007
Some Roimantic shayaris
Zuban Hi Sirf Ek Zaria Nahi,JoAaap Shabdon Ko Samajh Paayenge.kabhi Aankhon Mein Jhaank Kar Dekhiye,Hazaro Alfaz Khud B Khud Bikhar Jayenge.Dil Ko Adat Si Ho Gai HaiChot Khane Ki,Bhigi Palko Ke Sang Muskrane Ki,Kash Anjam Hum Pehle Se Jaan Jate,To Kosish Bhi Nahi Karte Dil Lagane Ki.Khamosh Raat Ke Pehalu Mein Sitare Nahi Hote,In Rukhi Aankho Me Ra... more...
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 arun | 14:40 | 3/Mar/2008
Friends: (3)  | City: Lucknow  | Interests: Instrumental Music
today my thought
I have realige to  U have if any tallent thhe use to help another.that day i am help a old man his qwn motor cycles wheel is jaam then i arrenge some tools annd make his motor cycle then i have  found a mental relax so i gaide to all of you in a day only one thing you do for another one in any way in any exteam.  more...
 fantasy | 07:22 | 2/Feb/2008
Friends: (65)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: fantasize
muuah to all
Fantasy free is me....  I am on fire  I raise no ire  I never tire Poetry is my desire..... a muaaah to all.......  more...
 Suhana Sharma | 11:57 | 20/Feb/2008
Friends: (10)  | City: Ludhiana  | Interests: Reading,Music,Dan...
APPROCHING DEATH
I am dying,my life is going away from me slowly flying,with only last few breaths to lift,I know my end is certain just with the difference of a shift. I want time to stopand all around silence to hop.With this silence, I am making peace with my mind,to forget all the great memories that I am going to leave behind. Earlier I thought I could run awa...  more...
 shriya sen | 00:15 | 3/Feb/2008
Friends: (5)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: Nothing interests...
The DrAmA QuEeN!!
Just yesterday the most bitter reality of life sunk into me.Something I had been hearing since I was 14.It baffles me it took me so long to figure myself.Its funny how I realised it however.Watching a harmless(infact entertaining funny) episode of scrubs it dawned upon me.Now for all those who don't see this series(oh my god newbie how on earth can...  more...
 Naina | 21:05 | 5/Mar/2008
Friends: (348)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: reading,music
Wanna play?
My dear friends,I am planning to take a break from blogging to refresh and rejuvenate my stale thoughts and come back with a fresh perspective for all of us to explore and examine. Meanwhile I am hoping I will be able to read stimulating posts from you to keep me interested and enthusiastic about this blog-world of ours.My virtual persona may be ve...  more...
 datanentrygo | 07:45 | 14/Mar/2008
Friends: (533)  | City: Ranchi  | Interests: computerjobs
Accountant Online Job.
Accountant Online Job. Its becoming more cost efficient for larger firms to outsource the work. Outsourcing is very much easier. with work being delivered online. http://computerworks4all.webs.com/accountant.htm  more...
 Jazz Arya | 09:29 | 2/Jan/2008
Friends: (40)  | City: Ghaziabad  | Interests: everything
FRNDSHIP
They say: It takes a minute To find a speacial person An hour to appreciate them A day to leave them But then an another life To forget them Send this phrase to the people You'll never 4get It's short message To let them know That you'll forget them If you don't send it to anyone It means you're ina hurry &that you've 4gotten your frnds  more...
 Vibhuti | 11:50 | 3/Mar/2008
Friends: (394)  | City: Ahmedabad  | Interests: Living life fulle...
Understand - The NIRVANA
Dear Friends,On the coming occasion of Maha Shiv Ratri I would like to share grate spiritual Gyan I come across…even if you are not religious this is more on spiritual side and show the path of Devine and Nirvana.Love, Vibhs----------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- ----This is...  more...
 yera diya | 21:49 | 6/Oct/2007
Friends: (49)  | City: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa  | Interests: Fun & Fantasy
Fantasy Continued
It was about half an hour I have slept. When got up the main lights were off and only bed light was on. Bachhu was sitting on the ground near the bed. The T .V was off. I got up and checked the time, it was half past two. I have slept for almost 4 hours. I felt sorry for Bachhu, It was like a punishment to awake and sit by my bed like a dumb for th...  more...
 Mrinalini Ku... | 11:09 | 7/Feb/2008
Friends: (61)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: People,Behavior,M...
general talking, bad girl inside me must...
Isnt it all about being loved, being awarded, being recognised, being adored, being called a human being with good qualities...intelligent girl, nice girl, artistic, trendy, smart, resourceful, cool girl, successful with job and family..kind of girl.How will this all stop. I am down, negative and orkutting.I dont want to know what my classmates are...  more...
 sabrina | 09:45 | 21/Feb/2008
Friends: (271)  | City: dieciséis abriles  | Interests: adoring beautiful...
not ugly just lazyyyyy
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 Jyoti Anand | 08:18 | 26/Dec/2007
Friends: (9)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: Music,Books
4 Wives and thier love
There was a rich merchant who had 4 wives. He loved the 4th wife the most and adorned her with rich robes and treated her to delicacies. He took great care of her and gave her nothing but the best. He also loved the 3rd wife very much. He's very proud of her and always wanted to show off her to his friends. However, the merchant is always in great ...  more...
 sunil sachdeva | 18:33 | 25/Dec/2007
Friends: (266)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: writing,freindshi...
MY WEALTH MY GRIEF
O’ LordI’ll gladly share \My wealth and happinessWith one and allBut my griefWith none at allThose are treasured momentsOf my strifeLocked with gifted memories Of lifeWhen morns golden rays blackedAll colorsNights silvery octopus tentaclesSqueezed lifeHot lyrical gem talks melteddown ears, When doors slammedAt sightTurning colors of hopeBlack or wh...  more...